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Since Wordpress won't let me post up video's, I'll use my Livejournal as a substitute. xD I love the Hips Don't Lie part.
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So its that time of the year again. I'm a bit late, but whatever, I procrastinate to much. Ch'yeah. Happy Chinese New Year. Be glad that I actually got my butt around to writing this. Not that I write with my butt, but thats not the point. Supposedly, since my Grandfather passed away this year, I'm supposed to be the bringer of suay-ness. Which means I'm a uh... Suay banana? For at least 100 days. So that means I didnt go for a lot of visiting for CNY. Who knows, if I go visiting, and I dont tell them that my Grandfather passed away, then they find out, then they get bad luck, then they blame it on me and OMGAWD THEN THEY CURSE ME AND I WONT GET 5A's FOR UPSR. -scary music comes on- Even worse, they come after my sparkly pink dinosaur, Herbert! They might even take away his food and lock him up in a marshmallow cage! Herbert can't stand Marshmallows! Um, so, yeah. Return to reality. 'Kay, whatever, people think I'm literally suay so let them think so. Have you head of Britney and the whole shaving her head thing? It seems like a lot of people are mocking her for it and saying its a publicity stunt, but to me it seems like an expression of helplessness. Um. That didnt have anything to do with Britney, but I'm in a random mood. =D
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What do I call people like these... Gullible? Helpless? Oh yes. Now I know. Desperate. Sure, I know, its Valentines Day, but would anyone be as dumb as to hand-write 365 notes saying "I Love You" on coloured pieces of paper folded up into hearts, put it inside a huge vase and give it to their love? Apparently, yes. It all started one day when YeleeRy*, a gawky boy who always got good grades and the girl of his dreams, Monica**. Yeleery was a geeky boy (Geeky, Gawky, they all mean the same thing). He wore thick frames, plays neopets (You can find his account at _bananas_are_emo_), and should be gay, but he isn't 'cause this is all based on a true story. Kinda. I kinda screwed around a bit. But I still kinda stuck to the original storyline. Kinda. So. Continuing with the story. It was nearing Valentine's Day, and Yeleery was starting to panic. He didn't have a compatible present for his Monica for Valentine's Day. Unlike his would-be-boyfriend-if-only-he-was-gay-be He ran crying to his not-so-gay friend (-giggle-), Yong-To-fu. So. Tofu being the kind jerk he is, he gave YeLeery his best idea. Which was. That. -breathes in- -breathes out- -breathes in- D: I cant believe it. Some people might think its sweet, but I think that if I were the girl-friend, I would be frickkin' tired of all this business. Imagine having to read "I LOVE YOU" over and over and over again for every day of the year. Over and over and over and ove- Um. Never mind. I think you get the point. Thus, I would break up with him. BREAK HIS HEART MUAHAHAHHAHA. Yeah. But I'd prefer to break little kids' bones any day.
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My grandfather in Kuala Lumpur passed away on the 19th January at 4am. Maybe this post is a little late, but its because I cant really believe he's gone. When I visited KL, he was looking fine except for his cough. I didn't even know him much, and I'm feeling guilty about that, but its too late for regrets.  "Thy will be done"
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I took a "NERD? GEEK? OR DORK?" test... And the results are.... PURE NERD 52 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 43% Dork For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd. The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful. Congratulations! TT^TT *eyes the percentage of "Nerd"* Well. This is depressing. XDD
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Read the title. I feel like shit. My head feels like a ton of bricks, my throat has turned into a ball of yarn, my nose is as runny as my leaky roof drain and.... and... MY EYES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GONNA FALL OUT OF MY HEAD SOON. *cough cough and blows nose* *sneeze* *cough* SOMEONE GET MY FUNERAL/COFFIN READY.... Waseh waseh, cannot simply talk.... *touches wood then blows nose* D= My waste-basket is overflowing with used tissue paper and I think that I used at least 2 rolls of toilet paper. I'm looking through life with blurry eyes and a heavy head and I know I should be sleeping right now and not crapping on this blog but whatever... *coughs and blinks then blows nose* @_@ Then I also have fever... then 5 minutes later don't have... then 5 minutes later got fever... -__- Damn suay, can? *coughs/blows nose/sneezes/blinks*
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My dad came home for Christmas! Yay! I miss him when he leaves for Sabah... ;_; But anyways here are some KL trip pictures... I know, I'm slow...  ~ The Gingerbread House thingy at Midvalley Megamall ~  ~I wonder why my uncle is touching his chest like that... Haha! My mums birthday! ~  ~ From left, Mei-har (My cousin who is obsessed with washing her hands), Her boyfriend (Kok-wai's the name. He has a cool and nice smelling car), My uncle , and my Aunty (I stayed at her house. She is a health freak and her voice ish loud) ~  ~ My brother and I being lovey-dovey... BLUEK ~  ~ "Lets be a Cow" day! Mooooo...! ~  ~ I love this chest-nut thingy!!! Its a Thai desert or something... Anyways, Thai food is very hot. I accidentally ate 2 chili padi's, and my tongue committed suicide ;_; ~  ~ The back of my brothers hair after he dyed it and before he cut it... Please stop retching... ~ HAHAH well thats all XD. I would put up pictures of the Christmas dinner I had, but I can't find the bloody pictures. (>_>) And why are they no pictures of my cousins, dammit??? I only found one of Annabelle (The one with the damn tablet and Only The Ring Finger Knows manga *sob*) who was lurking behind a picture of Daniel, reading some magazine. I think it was Gempak. =D
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I finally got around to pestering my mum about bringing me to a shop to cut and layer my hair! Everytime I try to talk my mum into bringing me to cut my hair, theres the usual argument : "Mum, I need to get my hair cut. Again." "Oh, okay. I'll cut it for you." "NOOOoo- um, I mean. Can't I just go to a shop to cut it? It'll.. It'll save you trouble. Seriously." "Nevermind. I'll cut it for you." "No no no! I want to go to the shop to cut!" "...." That sort of argument happens everytme I want to get my hair cut a certain hairstyle. After pestering her and "assuring" her that hair salon people are not thieves that try to swindle you out of your cash while they pour unseen dye into your head that turns your brain into a cash-giving zombie, she finally relented. When I went there, a woman steered me to a chair and started spraying on the water. Aargh, I hate it when they start spraying on the water. Whenever they do it, a certain ticklish spot on my back will start doing the can-can. The woman doing the cutting reminded me of a scrawny cat which just got dragged out of the laundry. And for some reason, I had a feeling she didn't quite like me. It was later proven when she started cutting my hair and jabbed me several times with the scissors. Either she doesn't like me or she has a serious hand reflect problem. I was horrified by the clumps of hair falling of my head. It was falling of like... like... Okay, I don't know what it was falling of like but whatever. You get the point. When she finished cutting, she blowed my hair dry and brought out the (*cue: scary music* JENG-JENG-JENG) IRON!!! I don't know what you call it, but when you put hair in the middle of the two iron thingys, smoke comes out. At this point, I thought it was time to look away from the mirror. When she started doing the hair near my face, I nearly died. I thought, "Oh my God, if I die will insurance cover this." Hahaha. Well, I lived through the experience, and surprisingly, I only got "accidentally" burnt 2 times! After that ordeal, my mum went a bought durians... 0_o
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Yes! I'm finally back from Kuala Lumpur and currently back in the Land of the Cats, Kuching! I wonder why it's called Kuching? Its not like there are tons of cats here in Kuching, in fact, I think there are more strays dogs than cats. O_O . I missed Kuching so much even though I had only been gone for 10 days! Things I missed back home while I was in KL: - HOT WATER. While I was staying at my Aunty's house, there was absolutely no hot water! I woke up every morning to the dreaded bucket filled with cold water. ;_; I was thinking, "At this rate, I'll die of pneumonia not because of the cars on the road". - My own room. How would you like it, eh, if you were half-naked and in the middle of changing clothes when suddenly some barges into the room and goes, "Oh, opps. Sorry. Didnt know you were in there. By the way, have you seen my iPod/book/pen/etc.?" - TEA and COFFEE!!!!!! I missed it so much!!!!!! ;_; My Aunt and Uncle said I was a tea and coffee addict. When I got home, I made myself a nice cup of tea. (I hate cammomile tea, btw) - Junk food. I'm not really a huge fan of junk food but after you start eating nothing but organic food and veggies for almost 10 days....Well, you get the idea. My Aunt/Uncle/Cousins are all health freaks. - My wittle gween piwwow...XD I like having my pillow with me when I sleep. Since everything smells so weird there. *wrinkles nose* - HOT WATE- Wait, have'nt I mentioned this before? I got some anime also! *grin* *goes off to care for the anime*
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